Monday, July 4, 2011

Big Long Plane Ride

Found out that on New Zealand Airlines the way they tell you the whole safety shpeal that they have to tell you on airplanes is with a Gene Simmons-esque guy giving a workout video-style crash course in airplane safety. The dude wears classic 90s workout clothes (yeah, the high cut sleeveless shirt, headband, high socks, all that shit) and is excessively encouraging. It was hilarious.

Another cool thing is there appears to be a gushing nosebleed going on in the row in front of me. EPIC. Seriously, they’ve got a fucking towel smashed on this girl’s face to stifle the bleeding. I’m contemplating pausing “Paul” to eavesdrop on the whole matter.




I got like no sleep on this plane ride. I did, however, watch 5 movies. I watched Paul, Sucker Punch, 28 Days Later, From Russia With Love and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. The 12 hour flight coupled with these 5 movies gave me about 2 hours of sleep. That was my night of rest. On the brighter side of things, I got to try some New Zealand wine with dinner and some New Zealand coffee more than a few times. I can't wait to try more New Zealand things. ;)

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